Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast - June 30th, 2025
Key Concepts: Glengarry Glenn Ross on Broadway, Overrated music (The Beatles), Social Media Ego, Car Technology Annoyances, Data Privacy, Cash App Advertisement, News Reads.
Broadway Experience: Glengarry Glenn Ross
Bill Burr discusses his recent experience performing in Glengarry Glenn Ross at the Palace Theater in New York City. The production ran for 128 performances, including one friends and family show, 23 previews, and 104 regular shows. He emphasizes the positive experience, highlighting the camaraderie within the "company" (cast and crew) and the high level of performance maintained throughout the run. He mentions specific comedic bits that evolved during the performances, particularly those involving Kieran, Michael McKeon, and Bob, showcasing the dynamic and evolving nature of live theater. He expresses disbelief and gratitude for being part of the production.
Rant on Social Media Ego and "I Said What I Said"
Burr launches into a comedic rant inspired by an Instagram post where a woman declared The Beatles to be overrated. He mocks the self-importance of the statement, particularly the phrase "I said what I said," which he finds absurd coming from a white person in a position of societal power. He connects this to a broader trend of egoism on social media, where people act as if their opinions are groundbreaking and controversial. He contrasts this triviality with serious global issues like the situations in Iran, Israel, Pakistan, and the Gaza Strip. He recalls a comedian who tagged every joke with "What? I said it. I'll say it again," highlighting the absurdity of treating mundane opinions as revolutionary acts.
Annoyances with New Car Technology
Burr expresses his frustration with the technology in new cars, particularly the car he's currently sitting in. He complains about the car alarm going off randomly, the constant beeping and chimes, and the heads-up display projecting information onto the windshield, which he finds distracting. He describes the process of starting the car as overly complicated, involving sustained chords and multiple steps. He compares the car to an iPhone and expresses his desire to buy an older car without these technological annoyances. He humorously states, "I don't like new cars. What? I I said what I said. What? I said it. I'll [ __ ] say it again."
The Beatles and Musical Preferences
Burr revisits the topic of The Beatles, acknowledging that it's okay for people to dislike them. He mentions listening to Gil Scott-Heron's Pieces of a Man on his flight back to Los Angeles, emphasizing that he enjoys the music even though he's not the intended audience. He uses this as an example of how people can appreciate art even if they don't fully identify with its message.
Rant on Instagram Trends
Burr criticizes the trend of people inserting themselves into videos they didn't create, nodding and pointing as if to emphasize the importance of the content. He finds this self-aggrandizing and unnecessary. He acknowledges the hypocrisy of complaining about this while simultaneously ranting about other trivial matters, recognizing that this is part of the human experience.
Upcoming Shows and Travel Plans
Burr announces an upcoming stand-up show in Glendale on July 3rd, as he prepares for international dates. He mentions plans to travel to London and potentially attend Wimbledon, a tennis major he's always wanted to experience. He reminisces about watching Breakfast at Wimbledon with Dick Enberg and following tennis in the 1980s. He also mentions upcoming gigs in Abu Dhabi and Milan, Italy, where he hopes to try the coffee.
Moto GP and Racing
Burr discusses his interest in Moto GP, recommending the race from Italy as a must-watch for newcomers to the sport. He expresses his fascination with the skill and speed of the riders, particularly Mark Marquez and Pepco Beign, and questions why Marquez is consistently faster despite both riding for the factory Ducatti team. He describes the high speeds and daring maneuvers of the riders, highlighting the excitement of the sport.
Data Privacy Concerns
Burr expresses his concerns about data privacy, questioning whether apps actually stop tracking users when they opt out. He mentions finding information online confirming that most apps continue to track users even after being told not to, and even after being deleted. He criticizes the lack of government regulation regarding this practice. He also mentions concerns about the materials used in athletic clothing and their potential health effects.
Cash App Advertisement
Burr reads an advertisement for Cash App, highlighting its ease of use, personalization, and security features. He jokes about the need to throw a "parade" for friends when paying them back for small expenses. He provides a referral code (BUR10) for new users to receive $10 after sending $5 to a friend.
News Reads: Fifth Grade Girls Plot to Kill Boy
Burr begins to read a news story about fifth grade girls plotting to kill a boy in their class.
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